Send a sexual scenario and my muse will tell you whether or not they’d be into it. Anon or not.

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* ( MEME ) because i'm trash and robert is trash so really it's just ya know a trashy blog

i don't kiss and tell.

disclaimer

this is a rp account for ROBERT SMALL based on the dating sim game DREAM DADDY. i do not claim robert as my own character nor am i associated with any of the game creators. this account was created merely for entertainment purposes.

selective

i tend to be selective with the blogs i follow. will only roleplay with MUTUALS and won't reply to IC posts / asks from blogs that i do not follow. i will also be BLOCKING personal blogs which follow this account unless they belong to someone i know.

nsfw / triggering

there might be triggering content within this blog but i promise to always tag it accordingly; ex: tw / blood or tw / smoking and so and so forth. i don't tend to reblog explicit imagery in any of my accounts but if you ever spot a post that you feel should be tagged don't hesitate hitting me up and i'll work on it!

no hate man

no hate will be tolerated within this blog. i'm open to criticism and will gladly discuss touchier subjects with people in private, but hate anons won't be posted or replied to. if what i do within this blog displeases you, i suggest you unfollow. roleplaying is about having fun, i have no intention in making anyone feel uncomfortable or miserable.

icons & graphics

icons, background, headcanons, a lot of things are made by me within this blog. please do not steal them or use them without my permission.

contact

i have times in which i'm a busy bee and times in which i literally do nothing all day. but i'd say the best way to contact me is via IM / askbox / discord, which i'll share if people are interested, for sure.

the mun

hi there, i go by coffee here, i'm 23 years old and my first language is NOT english, so if you see me using some weird looking grammar or whatever i apologize, i'm a dweeb. never be afraid to approach me with plots and ideas, i'm super chill, super distracted, but really i just want to have fun, have a laugh and a gaff and a goof with you guys.

verses

MAIN.
AU.
GROUP.

I LIKE MY TOWN WITH A LITTLE DROP OF POISON.

MAIN // The Robert Small we all came to know and love before being convinced to better himself. An alcoholic in his late 40's with self-destructive tendencies with a passion for the occult and urban legends. He can be rather intimidating and the knives he carries around don't exactly help him fit into the community, but for a guy who doesn't care about anything . . . He actually cares quite a bit.Not A LOT but, you know, a bit.

I'M GONNA TAKE THE SINS OF MY FATHER.

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HELL ABOVE AND HEAVEN BELOW.

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I SMOKED MY FRIENDS DOWN TO THE FILTER.

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DID THE DEVIL MAKE THE WORLD WHILE GOD WAS SLEEPING.

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VERSE NAME.

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VERSE NAME.

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STATS

NAME: Robert S. Small ALIAS(ES): Bad Dad, Knife Dad, Daniel McSturgiss, Robert Paulson, Eric Gambuzzo, Lenny Krakowits, Scott Mayo, Orson Bells, Dario Argentina, The list goes on and on . . . GENDER: Cis Male SEXUALITY: Bisexual AGE: 49 DOB: 05 / 12 / 68

ETHNICITY: Latino NATIONALITY: American PLACE OF BIRTH: Brooklyn, New York, USA CURRENT RESIDENCE: Maple Bay, USA CAREER: Ex-Military (allegedly) / Unemployed SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English & Spanish

WEIGHT: 155 / 71 kilos HEIGHT: 6'2" / 1.88 m HAIR: Dark Brown / Greying EYES: Brown DISTINGUISHABLE TRAITS: Circular tattoo over his left hand, several scars along his stomach area, large 12 stitch scar along the back of his head (...)

FAMILY: Val Small ( daughter | alive ) , Marilyn Small ( wife | deceased )

STRENGTHS: Charismatic, Confident, Tough, Creative, Cool, Adventurous, Witty, Clever, Fearless, Imaginative (...)

WEAKNESSES: Addict, Reckless, Selfish, Childish, Self-destructive, Liar, Detached, Distant, Sarcastic, Vengeful (...)

Compassion: 6/10
Empathy: 4/10
Creativity: 9/10
Mental flexibility: 7/10
Passion / motivation: 4/10
Education: 7/10
Stamina: 9/10
Physical strength: 7/10
Battle skill: 8/10
Initiative: 4/10
Restraint: 3/10
Agility: 7/10
Strategy: 5/10
Teamwork: 7/10
More to be added…

PERSONALITY

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STORY

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NAVIGATION

HEADCANONS MUSINGS
AESTHETIC MUSIC
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The sun is up the world is flat

indie & private ROBERT SMALL from the dating sim "DREAM DADDY".

Damn good address for a rat

OC / CROSSOVER / AU FRIENDLY
MULTI-EVERYTHING //

The smell of blood

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