❝ why’d you help me ? ❞
AMERICAN GODS EP. 4 MEME // OPEN
His chest rose and fell as he glanced at the other man, dumbfounded. Both their clothes were still soaking wet and Robert’s years of chain smoking, alcohol and substance abuse always seemed to catch up to him whenever he indulged his HEROIC urges … Thankfully these were VERY rare. His arms shook slightly as he pushed himself off the ground onto a sitting position. He had seen Joseph’s clumsy ass falling off his yacht and decided to jump in and drag him to shore. At least that’s what he’d tell others if they were ever to ask. He wouldn’t mention how the blond man seemed to have leaped off his boat into the water. Robert wouldn’t mention how he just sort of stood there for a few seconds waiting for the guy to rise again only to be met with DEAD SILENCE. He wouldn’t mention how he had to perform the lousiest mouth to mouth performance ever seen due to his drunken state … He also wouldn’t mention Joseph’s disappointed tone when asking that question. ❝ Not sure. ❞ Brown eyes lazily examined the other father from head to toe, scoffing. ❝ Now that I take a good look at you, I figure I should’ve just let you DROWN. ❞ A dark eyebrow arched. Although there was no hint of a smile on Robert’s face, one could hear a distant hint of sarcastic humor lacing his words. ❝ Khakis? Really? ❞
