Send 👙to find my muse in some lingerie: NOT ACCEPTING
‘ I haven’t been feeling too well, lately. God, he’s starting to strike me as sort of a selfish BASTARD.’ Joseph takes a hardy sip straight from the mouth of the Jack Daniel’s in hand, his face contorting into a mirage of disgust, as the distilled liquor burns at the back of his throat. He’s forcing down the semblance of a new, gritty, taste, one damnation at a time. It starts, first, with him tearing the sleeves from all his pricey Prada polos. Advertising the rebelliously tattooed regalia on his lean bicep. He allows himself to cuss, let the pent up aggression he’s bound to his core through knots && ropes pour forth from his perfect, cupid, lips. Next thing he knows, he’s swearing like a sailor. ‘ Fuck you ’ Becomes his new Hallelujah. The alcohol, he still has some getting used to.
Joseph leans back against the cheap motel mattress, listens intently as it creaks under his weight. The lace veil shielding his pallid features under amassed roses && floral insignias, shifts under the light, it covers the mascara film caked underneath his flaxen lashes, the rubicund lipstick that leaves ghost trails across his defined && freshly shaven chin. He doesn’t dare look up at Robert, who watches him, perplexed && mystified, by this less-than-pious display. Joseph has always found blasphemy delectable, from its most bitter edges to its sweetest core: he yearns to continue taking bites from this newly-unearthed dogma. One, which allows him to explore the depths of consecration, in an exciting && godless way.
‘ Don’t bother flushing the toilet.’ Joseph says in a hollow tone, lifting the ransacked bible by his side with the tips of his fingers. ‘ I ripped some pages out, felt like the verses were no longer fitting to my predicament.’ Slowly, he raises a heel-clad foot, motioning to the scarlet shoe with his pointed chin. ‘ Gonna help me take this off, or what, buddy?’
this is a rp account for ROBERT SMALL based on the dating sim game DREAM DADDY. i do not claim robert as my own character nor am i associated with any of the game creators. this account was created merely for entertainment purposes.
selective
i tend to be selective with the blogs i follow. will only roleplay with MUTUALS and won't reply to IC posts / asks from blogs that i do not follow. i will also be BLOCKING personal blogs which follow this account unless they belong to someone i know.
nsfw / triggering
there might be triggering content within this blog but i promise to always tag it accordingly; ex: tw / blood or tw / smoking and so and so forth. i don't tend to reblog explicit imagery in any of my accounts but if you ever spot a post that you feel should be tagged don't hesitate hitting me up and i'll work on it!
no hate man
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contact
i have times in which i'm a busy bee and times in which i literally do nothing all day. but i'd say the best way to contact me is via IM / askbox / discord, which i'll share if people are interested, for sure.
the mun
hi there, i go by coffee here, i'm 23 years old and my first language is NOT english, so if you see me using some weird looking grammar or whatever i apologize, i'm a dweeb. never be afraid to approach me with plots and ideas, i'm super chill, super distracted, but really i just want to have fun, have a laugh and a gaff and a goof with you guys.
MAIN // The Robert Small we all came to know and love before being convinced to better himself. An alcoholic in his late 40's with self-destructive tendencies with a passion for the occult and urban legends. He can be rather intimidating and the knives he carries around don't exactly help him fit into the community, but for a guy who doesn't care about anything . . . He actually cares quite a bit.Not A LOT but, you know, a bit.
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STATS
NAME: Robert S. Small
ALIAS(ES): Bad Dad, Knife Dad, Daniel McSturgiss, Robert Paulson, Eric Gambuzzo, Lenny Krakowits, Scott Mayo, Orson Bells, Dario Argentina, The list goes on and on . . .
GENDER: Cis Male
SEXUALITY: Bisexual
AGE: 49
DOB: 05 / 12 / 68
ETHNICITY: Latino
NATIONALITY: American
PLACE OF BIRTH: Brooklyn, New York, USA
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Maple Bay, USA
CAREER: Ex-Military (allegedly) / Unemployed
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English & Spanish
WEIGHT: 155 / 71 kilos
HEIGHT: 6'2" / 1.88 m
HAIR: Dark Brown / Greying
EYES: Brown
DISTINGUISHABLE TRAITS: Circular tattoo over his left hand, several scars along his stomach area, large 12 stitch scar along the back of his head (...)
FAMILY: Val Small ( daughter | alive ) , Marilyn Small ( wife | deceased )