full name : robert santiago small
other names : daniel mcsturgiss, robert paulson, eric gambuzzo, lenny krakowits, scott mayo, orson bells, dario argentina ( … )
title :   n/a
age :   49
gender :   cis male
sexuality :   bisexual
origin :   puerto rican mother, new york born and raised papa, all fluent in spanish, all happy, all warm, still, somehow, robert managed to fuck shit up.
current location :   maple bay
nationality :   american 
ethnicity :   latino
spoken languages :   english, spanish, very bad portuguese
religion :   agnostic
height :   6′2″
body type :  broad shoulders, has some defined pecs, but he’s not too big. it’s all dry muscle.
eyes :   brown
tattoos :  weird circular symbol over his left hand. seems to have been hand-poked into his skin
piercings :   n/a
scars :   several scars along his stomach area, large 12 stitch scar along the back of his head, none of them are as exciting as you think
educational background :  military
social media :  dadbook, probably tinder at some point
smoking :   yes. a true chain smoker
drinking :   yes. drinks every day
drugs :  yes. but only if, you know, he plans on having a wild evening … he knows a guy
athletics :   used to do a lot of running, weight lifting, all that jazz. now he just does push-ups and punches walls when he’s drunk and alone
hobbies :   wood carving, watching european movies, drinking, hunting cryptids
virgin :   not at all
favorite drink :  whiskey
favorite food :   pizza … pineapple pizza 
favorite music :  tom waits, nick cave, santana, frank zappa if there’s anger / sarcasm / contempt somewhere in there, he’s into it
clothing style :   leather jackets, jeans, boots that last a lifetime, t-shirts he never really irons
underwear type :   he’s a boxers kinda guy

tagged by: @ministcr 
tagging: @dsonbec , @meatfed , @heholy , @gutyou , @girlcaptured , every1 he lp