full name : robert
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other names : daniel mcsturgiss, robert paulson, eric gambuzzo, lenny krakowits, scott mayo, orson bells, dario argentina ( … )
title : n/a
age : 49
gender : cis male
sexuality : bisexual
origin : puerto rican mother, new york born and raised papa, all fluent in spanish, all happy, all warm, still, somehow, robert managed to fuck shit up.
current location : maple bay
nationality : american
ethnicity : latino
spoken languages : english, spanish, very bad portuguese
religion : agnostic
height : 6′2″
body type : broad shoulders, has some defined pecs, but he’s not too big. it’s all dry muscle.
eyes : brown
tattoos : weird circular symbol over his left hand. seems to have been hand-poked into his skin
piercings : n/a
scars : several scars along his stomach area, large 12 stitch scar along the back of his head, none of them are as exciting as you think
educational background : military
social media : dadbook, probably tinder at some point
smoking : yes. a true chain smoker
drinking : yes. drinks every day
drugs : yes. but only if, you know, he plans on having a wild evening … he knows a guy
athletics : used to do a lot of running, weight lifting, all that jazz. now he just does push-ups and punches walls when he’s drunk and alone
hobbies : wood carving, watching european movies, drinking, hunting cryptids
virgin : not at all
favorite drink : whiskey
favorite food : pizza … pineapple pizza
favorite music : tom waits, nick cave, santana, frank zappa if there’s anger / sarcasm / contempt somewhere in there, he’s into it
clothing style : leather jackets, jeans, boots that last a lifetime, t-shirts he never really irons
underwear type : he’s a boxers kinda guy
tagged by: @ministcr
tagging: @dsonbec , @meatfed , @heholy , @gutyou , @girlcaptured , every1 he lp
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